Dolosus Global is the world’s number one global security consultancy, but we didn’t become the best by being complacent. We like to survey as many people as we possibly can so that we can improve our organisation. That includes YOU. According to our records, you have provided a service to us recently. We would like to know how you found your experience of working with us, so that we can continue to be the very best – for our clients, our contractors and our employees.Did you die while on your assignment for us?* Yes No On a scale of 1 – 9, how much did you enjoy working for us?* 9 – Very Much 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 – Not At All On a scale of 1 – 5, how professional did Dolosus Global feel?* 5 – Very Professional 4 3 2 1 – Very Unprofessional Did you feel supported by Dolosus Global during your work?* Entirely Mostly Somewhat No How much did you like our client? (Be honest, some of them are horrible)* 9 – Liked Them A Lot 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 – Did Not Like Them At All Did you feel Dolosus Global always had the client’s best interests in mind?* Yes No Please explain why*How likely are you to work for Dolosus Global again?* 13 – Definitely 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 – Definitely Not How likely would you be to recommend Dolosus Global to a friend with global security needs?* 5 – I Certainly Would 4 3 2 1 – I Certainly Would Not Who was your favourite Dolosus Global employee?* Gareth Gareth Any further comments? We’re here for you.No further questions.You have accessed Dolosus Global’s private internal reminder system. The device to release the chemicals into the water supply has been constructed and is on route to its target. Next task: Destabilise democracy in -redacted-.
